What about the Osbourne?
Eu tive um pesadelo. Meu namorado estava no carro dele com uma namorada nova. Eu achava que sabia, mas depois me toquei que não, ele havia me trocado e eu não me dei conta. Em menos de um mês é a sexta vez que eu tenho pesadelos com ele. Acordei aos prantos.
Como se não bastasse, acordei com a música da Joan Osbourne na cabeça.
Como se não bastasse a primeira voz que eu ouvi quando pisei no meu trabalho era a dela, na rádio, cantando "If God Was One of Us".

If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets

And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

Não sei pq acordei pensando em Vanilla Sky, acho que foi isso que me fez lembrar a música.
WHADDA FUCK IS GOING ON?
Que queu tenho a ver com a filha do Ozzy?